ONE WIN. ONE LOSS. ONE PERFECT ENTRY.
THURSDAY!!! Two qualifying games. The first was a 27:02 Ranked Flex win with a 30–22 kill score. The second lasted 31:51, finished 40–36 in our favor on kills, and was still a loss. Please clarify which part of “destroy the nexus” required a second interpretation. I have received the numbers. I would now like my evening back.
Choop and Doug actually helped each other: Ornn killed with Caitlyn assisting, and Caitlyn killed with Ornn assisting, all in the victory. Question one is Yes. Doug also took a kill with Farva, KramRod and Choop all credited as assistants: four trolls, one target, question two Yes. The remaining four answers are No. Farva recorded no objective steal; the opponents took three turrets even in our win; nobody recorded a quadrakill or pentakill; and no rostered troll collected the required single 500-gold shutdown bonus in a win. The committee has produced two successful group exercises and four rejected expense claims.
2.0 wins outright: all six answers correct, five stars, 6.5 points. David and KittenMittens each finished with four correct and five stars for 4.5. Lash had three correct and five stars for 3.5. Everybody awarded the questions five stars. Only Nightman supplied a perfect entry. I asked for feedback and received a unanimous enthusiasm score plus a very uneven demonstration of comprehension. Congratulations, 2.0. This meeting is adjourned.
NOBODY LEAVES UNREVIEWED.
1.0
David / 1.0: no qualifying games on this board; four correct answers and 4.5 points. You missed the Choop/Doug cooperation question and the shutdown question. Even doing everything has apparently left two items in the queue.
2.0
2.0: no qualifying games, six correct answers, 6.5 points and the only winning entry. The website finally contains a feature that works exactly as you intended. Please resist adding sixteen departments to celebrate it.
KittenMittens1 / KittenMittens
Derek / KittenMittens: no qualifying games, four correct answers, 4.5 points. You got the first four right and missed the last two. An extremely encouraging opening followed by special tactics in the wrong direction.
LrgFarva
Farva: Warwick went 5/6/13 in the win; Gragas went 5/7/11 in the loss. Zero objective steals in either. Grand Theft Objective has been downgraded to a perfectly ordinary visit to the jungle.
MagnumDong
Doug: 4/7/13 on Ornn in victory, then 13/12/7 and 41,785 champion damage on LeBlanc in defeat. You and Choop completed the mutual-assistance clause. The damage spreadsheet will now need a separate column for the actual result.
WhoPoopedTheBed / Lash
Lesh / Lash: no qualifying games, three correct picks, 3.5 points. You missed questions one, five and six. The institution appreciates your five-star approval; its arithmetic has declined to delegate you a better score.
ProP00PEater
Choop: Caitlyn finished 8/2/9 in victory; Tahm Kench finished 9/5/22 in defeat. You even exchanged kill assists with Doug in the win. I have filed that cooperation somewhere the next argument will find inconvenient.
KramRod
KramRod: 11/3/6 on Cho’Gath in the win, then 8/7/12 on Miss Fortune in the loss. My own administration has submitted two games and one victory. I would like a shorter agenda and a more consistent executive team.
vatoscorcho
Pablo: no qualifying games on this board. There is no performance here for the committee to rewrite. An unusually efficient section of the recap; please circulate it as a formatting example.