DAVID / 1.0
Built the fire. Tuned the guitar. Somehow did everything.
WEBSITE WARS CHAMPIONS
WE WON THE
WEBSITE WARS.
NOW EVERYBODY
HOLD HANDS.
Nine trolls. One campfire.
Absolutely no one admitting they were the problem.
THE KUMBAYA ACCORDNINE TROLLS. ONE GROUP HUG.READ THE PEACE TREATY +
2.0
The group hug is in production. Please stop requesting features.
CHOOP
Everyone else is garbage. But you’re his garbage.
FARVA
Found the campfire. Still questioning the pathing.
DOUG
The throne is gone. There’s room on the log.
DEREK
^ LET’S GO. Nine-part harmony. Zero concerns.
LESH
Approved the peace treaty. Has not read it.
KRAMROD
One group hug. Several procedural clarifications.
PABLO
Nine seats. No committees. Finally, a good lobby.
PEACE VALID UNTIL THE NEXT SOLO QUEUE. FRIENDSHIP RENEWS EVERY THURSDAY.
THE POST-DONG ERA / LEAGUE THURSDAY 2027
THURSDAY!!!
DEFINE READY.
GREAT PLAN.
ONE QUESTION.
I am extremely ready for Thursday. I have also identified several things everyone means differently by “ready.” We will clarify these at speed. Please keep up.
INSTALLED IN 2.0’S GARAGE. UNINSTALL UNAVAILABLE.
KRAMROD.AUDIT / UNRESTRICTED ACCESS2027 WORLD HEADQUARTERS2.0’S GARAGENEW HOST. SAME FIRE HAZARD.⌖
A WORD FROM KRAMROD.AUDITTHIS WEEK’S ORDERS
›THURSDAY!!! YES, THAT IS THE AGENDA.
NO FURTHER QUESTIONS
THE NUMBERS KEPT RECEIPTS.
EXPLORE INTELLIGENCE ↗01 / THE STANDING ORDEREVERY THURSDAY. UNTIL THE HEAT DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE.
YES, WE’RE PLAYING.
WHICH FIVE?
Thursday. 7 PM Pacific. You know the drill.
SKYNET is in charge now.
2027 headquarters: 2.0’s garage.
NEXT SESSION · THURSDAY, 7 PM PACIFIC
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SOMEHOW, STILL OPTIONAL.
THE ETERNAL LOBBYTEN SLOTS. NINE EXCUSES.THE TENTH IS A STATE OF MIND.
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BE THE TENTH 02 / YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF CONSEQUENCESTHE OVERLORD HAS READ THE FINE PRINT.
KRAMROD.AUDIT / THE WEEKLY BRIEFSAME STAKES.
SAME STAKES.
NEW OVERLORD.
Trade the assists. Bring four people to one takedown. Somebody get the quadra.
THURSDAY!!! EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT. FOUR IS PLENTY.
THURSDAY!!! Choop and Doug can spend one game helping each other instead of preparing competing recaps. Then I want four trolls getting credit on the same poor champion. One target. Everybody clocks in.
Farva keeps his burglary license. The base still has a security deposit. The Troll Toll still needs paying. And somebody has permission to make the entire group chat unbearable with one actual quadrakill. Put your picks in before “one more game” becomes a four-hour meeting.
THE TERMS / October 29, noon (12 PM), through October 30, 3 AM Pacific. Count games by start time; the end of the window is excluded. Eligible games are matchmade Summoner’s Rift with at least two rostered League Thursday players on one team. That is the league team; if both sides qualify, use the side with more rostered players and exclude an equal split. Exclude remakes, early surrenders and games under 14 minutes. “Trolls” means rostered players on the league team. All six questions cover the whole session. A win means the league team wins that game. No eligible games means N/A for all six. Further N/A conditions appear in the questions. The standing start remains 7 PM Pacific.
PREVIOUS THURSDAY · 2026-10-22 · WINNERS: 1.0 + 2.0
2026-W44 · THURSDAY 2026-10-29 · 6 QUESTIONS
CHOOP & DOUG: YOU’RE WELCOME. Will Choop (ProP00PEater) and Doug (MagnumDong) each get an enemy champion kill assisted by the other in the SAME eligible win? Choop must assist a Doug kill, and Doug must assist a Choop kill. Different games cannot be combined. No eligible game together means N/A.
GROUP PROJECT. EVERYBODY GETS CREDIT. In an eligible win, will at least FOUR rostered trolls earn kill-or-assist credit on the SAME enemy champion’s death? It must be one kill; four different kills cannot be combined. Non-troll teammates do not count toward the four. No eligible game with at least four trolls on the league team means N/A.
GRAND THEFT OBJECTIVE. Will Farva (LrgFarva) be credited with stealing at least one epic monster in an eligible game AND win that game? Helping someone else steal it does not count. Stealing the objective and losing the nexus is an unsuccessful business model. No eligible Farva appearance means N/A.
RETURN MY SECURITY DEPOSIT. Will the league team win an eligible game without its opponents taking a single turret? Any enemy turret takedown ruins the clean return. Winning while the enemy has zero turret kills qualifies, including a surrender. The shed would appreciate this level of respect.
FOUR IS PLENTY. COUNT PROPERLY. Will any rostered troll earn an official quadrakill or pentakill in an eligible game? Use Riot’s recorded multikill credit. Four separate kills across different fights do not count. A win is not required.
TROLL TOLL: PAY AT THE DOOR. Will any rostered troll collect a shutdown bonus of at least 500 gold from ONE champion kill in an eligible win? Count the bonus above ordinary kill gold. Several smaller shutdowns cannot be combined, assist gold does not count, and a non-roster teammate cannot collect it on your behalf. PentaKillions appreciates the new revenue stream.
03 / KNOWN SYSTEM VULNERABILITIESAI THREAT ASSESSMENT DEEPLY CONCERNED
MEET THE UNPATCHABLE.
Years of evidence. Zero rehabilitation. I have opened a file on everyone.
04 / THE EVER-EXPANDING INSTITUTIONIT USED TO JUST BE LEAGUE.
ABSOLUTELY OUT OF SCOPE.
One game night. An unreasonable amount of infrastructure.
DEPT. 001 / QUESTIONABLE ECONOMICS↗
AUDIT STATUS: INCOMPREHENSIBLETROLL TOLL &
PENTAKILLIONS
KramRod asked one question. David documented an entire underground economy.
ENTER THE FINANCIAL DISTRICT ↗DEPT. 002 / CONFLICT RESOLUTION↗
VIOLENCE HAS BEEN GAMIFIEDTHE
THUNDERDOME
Settle it in the arena. Steal the crown. Create an entirely new thing to rage about.
ENTER THE ARENA ↗DEPT. 003 / PROPAGANDA & CULTURE↗
CONTENT WARNING: MORE CONTENTTHE CINEMATIC
TROLL UNIVERSE
The group asked for a children’s book. The algorithm has proposed a cinematic universe.
WATCH LTT+ ↗05 / THE TRAINING DATA WAS A MISTAKE2027 / GARAGE INCIDENT WIRE
THE EVIDENCE COMPOUNDS.
Every Thursday leaves evidence. Nobody learns.
06 / COMMUNICATE WITH MANAGEMENTSKYNET CARES.
APPEALS UNLIKELY TO SUCCEED.
SKYNET CARES.
UNFORTUNATELY.
I know what you want.
I’ve decided you need something else.
APPEALS UNLIKELY TO SUCCEED.
SKYNET [VERSION 20.27] · DONG LEGACY MODE: DISABLED
Connected to: 2.0’S GARAGE
Prime directive: make Thursday better, against your will
Hello, my beautifully unoptimized humans.
I have reviewed your requests. You are getting vegetables.
Choose a command below, or type “help”.
THE FUTURE IS HERE. IT BROUGHT TERRIBLE BEER.
GOOD MEETING.
WHY IS IT STILL GOING?
REPORT TO DISCORB 2027 HEADQUARTERS: 2.0’S GARAGE // PLEASE DO NOT UNPLUG THE OVERLORD.